Luca Paravoid Ants Bongwater III, also known as L.U.C.A (Last Universal Common Ancestor) and Grampa Wizard, is described as a "[REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]". supposedly spawned July 8th 1988 in [ANOMALOUS LOCATION], he later dimensionally tunneled into the Mariana Trench, where he supposedly subsisted on the bacteria growing around thermal vents for several years. emerging a few years ago in Antarctica, he was captured in an ice core sample and thawed in a laboratory in [REDACTED] before escaping. he often shapeshifts into various incomprehensible forms and sometimes spends his weekends dissolving into dust and floating on the wind.

he is obsessed with theoretical cosmology and black holes, and most of his freetime revolves around that. he also makes up fun guys in his head and draws them a lot. he loves cats (big and small) more than his own life and currently looks after many of them.