Felix Mue Paravoid Ants Starlocke Bongwater III, also known as Eel Savior and Chip Eater, is described as a "babyfaced, milf-coded grandpa". born july 8th 1988 in the Mariana Trench, he subsisted on the bacteria growing around thermal vents for much of his life before emerging a few years ago. he often shapeshifts into various cryptid forms and sometimes spends his weekends dissolving into dust and floating on the wind.

he loves the band Skyharbor, and got to see them live for the first time on March 24th, 2018. he can't wait to see them again.

he is obsessed with theoretical cosmology and black holes, and most of his freetime revolves around that. he also draws, but has frequest existential crises over his art not properly expressing him, so once in a while he goes around deleting stuff. he's not quite sure where his art is going but wants to find out. he loves cats (big and small) more than his own life and currently looks after 8 of them.

he's not a huge gamer but does enjoy a few series. classic Tomb Raider, Parasite Eve, Kingdom Hearts, Katamari Damacy, and Minecraft are the games he keeps returning back to, much like how he returns to Antarctica every winter to hibernate.


ht: 160 cm (5'3")     wt: 39 kg (85 lb)
eyes: gray             hair: dark, wavy
MBTI: INTP           Enneagram: 5w6

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